Sobbing Student: "Will I still be able to go to the parade?"
Sensitive Nurse (that would be me): "I'm not sure, that is up to the dean"
Sobbing Student: "Because you know, that is the only reason I came to school today. I wasn't feeling good, but I really wanted to go to the homecoming parade"
Sensitive Nurse: "I know, but it really won't be my decision"
Sobbing Student: "Well, can you at least tell me, is my mascara ok? It isn't ruined is it?"
Sensitive Nurse: "no, it looks fine".
This is only funny because....Sobbing Student was a HE!
And yes, HE was able to attend the parade because he was not high.
His two pals? not so lucky...both with the dean's decision and the ruined mascara...
3 comments:
OMG...just spit my coffee on the computer screen
Dude, it's Homecoming, not Halloween. Now go wash up before we go see the dean.
Too funny, glad I wasn't drinking Pepsi (TZ). I get in lots of trouble if I did it AGAIN. Last time had to have the keyboard replaced. OOPS!
How fun are your days??
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