Thing Two to his visiting friend, A: "How do you know if you've been good?"
Friend: "Well, if your sister doesn't yell A. get out of my room NOW, it's probably safe to assume you've been good"
Thing One: "Yeah, and if you don't make mom and dad yell"
Thing Two: "But that is like impossible...Mom always yells when she's driving".
Oh my...they are all on a roll today....
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ooh - i let the f- word loose the other day while driving (almost front ended by a u-turning twit in the snow storm) I thought I'd gotten away with it until 3 days later when Cat told dad and Abi at the dinner table.
my word of choice when driving is IDIOT...I think the boys might think there's a lot of stupid people out there...
My mom used to always yell at people "That's how angels are born!!!" It was SOOO embarrassing!
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