Sobbing Student: "Will I still be able to go to the parade?"
Sensitive Nurse (that would be me): "I'm not sure, that is up to the dean"
Sobbing Student: "Because you know, that is the only reason I came to school today. I wasn't feeling good, but I really wanted to go to the homecoming parade"
Sensitive Nurse: "I know, but it really won't be my decision"
Sobbing Student: "Well, can you at least tell me, is my mascara ok? It isn't ruined is it?"
Sensitive Nurse: "no, it looks fine".
This is only funny because....Sobbing Student was a HE!
And yes, HE was able to attend the parade because he was not high.
His two pals? not so lucky...both with the dean's decision and the ruined mascara...