Thursday, September 15, 2011

The tears were a flowing...

Sobbing Student: "Will I still be able to go to the parade?"

Sensitive Nurse (that would be me): "I'm not sure, that is up to the dean"

Sobbing Student: "Because you know, that is the only reason I came to school today. I wasn't feeling good, but I really wanted to go to the homecoming parade"

Sensitive Nurse: "I know, but it really won't be my decision"

Sobbing Student: "Well, can you at least tell me, is my mascara ok? It isn't ruined is it?"

Sensitive Nurse: "no, it looks fine".

This is only funny because....Sobbing Student was a HE!

And yes, HE was able to attend the parade because he was not high.
His two pals? not so lucky...both with the dean's decision and the ruined mascara...


tz said...

OMG...just spit my coffee on the computer screen

Laura said...

Dude, it's Homecoming, not Halloween. Now go wash up before we go see the dean.

Aimee said...

Too funny, glad I wasn't drinking Pepsi (TZ). I get in lots of trouble if I did it AGAIN. Last time had to have the keyboard replaced. OOPS!

How fun are your days??