Thing Two to his visiting friend, A: "How do you know if you've been good?"
Friend: "Well, if your sister doesn't yell A. get out of my room NOW, it's probably safe to assume you've been good"
Thing One: "Yeah, and if you don't make mom and dad yell"
Thing Two: "But that is like impossible...Mom always yells when she's driving".
Oh my...they are all on a roll today....