Driving with the Things this morning, the Teen-thing randomly blurts out "I like porn"
What? I try to remain calm...remember, this is the quirky Thing...things aren't always as they seem.
I replied with a "What did you say?"
He must have realized he goofed up as he quickly added "Oh, I meant I like the word porn".
"Now, son, what are you talking about?" (getting a little more worried where this conversation is headed)
Blushing he said," You know pictures of the girls".
heart starting to race a little faster, stay calm, don't frighten him off
"With or without clothes?" I cautiously ask
"Eww, Mom, that's gross...why would anyone like to look at pictures of girls without their clothes on?"
Ah...that's the answer I needed to hear. Crisis averted!