Thursday, April 30, 2009

Guest Blogger: Thing One

This week's writing assignment at school was for the student to write about something they have recently learned how to do.  They were to give step by step instructions but in paragraph form.
Here is what Thing One had to say on the topic:

Tantrum Solutions


The purpose of this paragraph is to explain how to get  yourself grounded from video games.  First, get angry about nothing.  You then stomp up to your room.  Next,  loudly slam the door of your lousy room.  This will start to annoy the people in your family.  Next, you start to cry.  This will get out the tears.  It is now time to throw things.  First, throw things off your bed.  Next, throw books, stuffed animals (but not anything important).  This will make a loud noise and your mom will come upstairs to see what is going on.  She will plug out your television.  If you don’t have a television in your room, skip this part.  Now it is  time to calm down.  You breathe in and out and think about what your done.  Lastly, go apologize to your mom and dad.  Now, they might give you a harsh punishment.  That is how you find yourself grounded from video games.


The end.  


Erin said...

Well, at least you know he's mastered all the steps. :-D Hilarious!

Mrs. Kravitz said...

I love this! Thanks for giving me a good laugh today!

ganelle said...

Love how concise it all is! "Next, you start to cry." So great!

tz said...

hahahahha, you have a future blogger on you hands!

Colleen O said...

Yep - that's how it's done. Except at our house there's usually some screaming and snotty talk to/at your sister. Excellent topic choice - Go Patrick!