Today, I took the boys to the mall to look for new shoes (side note: Dillards has an awesome sale on kids shoes. 40% off most styles). As we are walking past the countless kiosks, I was bombarded by the bored salespeople to sample some sort of lotion or potion.
After the 3rd such encounter (the first two times I replied with a quiet no thanks), Thing One replied for me..
"No thanks, she already smells BEAUTIFUL! Just like a mom should!"