For being unmotivated.
I had an easy explanation for the past 2 weeks of limited domestic accomplishments: BEIJING.
But now? Anyone got some plausible explanation for why the dishwasher didn't get unloaded and laundry didn't get folded? And well...let's not even talk about how the vacuum cleaner canister rolled down the stairs and left a trail of its' contents in the path yesterday is STILL sitting there today. A day later my only comment has been "Boys, be careful on the steps, Mom made a mess".
Feeling so very UN-Martha this week....