We interupt this challenge

to bring you funnies courtesy of the Things.

Thing One: when slow to get up and get moving this morning, tells me to "quit pressurizing me, Mom! A boy can only take so much!"

Thing Two: while dunking his Oreo in a cup of milk, he drops said cookie. He comments, as if no one else is in the room, "Oh no, my cookie has gone Titanic!"