Friday, August 07, 2009

As I return to the world of health care...

School starts for me August 25th....gotta be "refreshed"....and given the current "political hot topic" being health care, I found this joke rather timely and humorous...

Doctors take on ObamaCare -
The American Medical Association has weighed in on the new health care plan being developed by the Obama Team.
  • The Allergists voted to scratch it,
  • but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
  • The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it,
  • but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.
  • The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.
  • Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.
  • Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!"
  • while the Pediatricians said, 'Oh, Grow up!'
  • The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness,
  • while the Radiologists could see right through it.
  • Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing
  • The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow,
  • and the Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter."
  • The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward,
  • but the Urologists were ****ed off at the whole idea.
  • The Anesthesiologists thought the idea was a gas,
  • and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.
  • In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the *******s in Washington

1 comment:

Sitting In Silence said...

LOL...Oh that is clever...I will have to take a copy into work...