From the where does he come up with this file:

I just told Thing One that I'm not feeling so great today (I have been fighting off a flu bug for the past couple days, today was actually better than the past two days, but still not up to playing video games with him and his brother)..to which he says "Woman, tell me your troubles...I've just declared myself a doctor! The LUV doctor that is..."

he cracks.me.up!