Before Hubby left for work this morning, he tasked the Things with an assignment. He said "I want you to learn at least one thing today".
I fear it is back to the drawing board for Thing Two as he just came downstairs, grinning from ear to ear,
"Tell Dad I learned something".
"Yes, son, what would that be?"
"Oh how to spell dirty words on a calculator".
Yep, back to the drawing board he goes...(ed. note: still relieved to learn that boobs is a dirty word in the mind of an 8 year old)